Fracking Matt Damon

Although I’ve been remiss in finishing my latest post, it’s for a good reason.

I’ve been busy fracking Matt Damon. Okay… maybe not actually fracking him. But this is totally going to be my new reason for everything. Like when I’m late getting home from work:

Marnie: Why are you late getting home from work? Traffic?
Chris: No, I was just busy fracking Matt Damon.

Or lets say my flight is late:

Chris: “I wonder why we haven’t arrived in Vancouver yet.”
Pilot: (over intercom)”Hi, this is your pilot speaking. We will be have a slight delay with our arrival time tonight due to someone fracking Matt Damon”

It’s not that farfetched. Apparently there are airlines where this could happen. Crazy stuff, huh? Anywho, the inspiration for this entry comes courtesy of Mark.

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Now if I could only figure out how to centre this bad-boy.

UPDATED 25Feb

Apparently Jimmy Kimmel has been getting busy too (thanks to Mark yet again):

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A New Beginning

Back in the day, I once controlled the domain lyteforce [dot] ca (a name procured from my online handle, which itself harkens back to my BBS days) with the grand scheme to have some impact on the intranet. Unfortunately, I’ve only ever been a dreamer and never really a doer, so I let the domain die. I then had some belief that I could teach myself to be a bad ass coder and dreamed up left coast by design as an avenue to show off my skillz, but this too was all for naught as I found I couldn’t wrap my brain around it all and had no artistic ability whatsoever. So keeping true to my modus operandi, I let LCBD go the way of the Queen Charlotte Islands Caribou even after Jonic was kind enough to help set me up with some stellar work to give my blog a home.

Well, shame on me.

Things are hopefully going to change. I’ve decided to talk about what I know instead of what I don’t. Who cares that Chris couldn’t code himself out of a pig latin contest? You and the rest of the world sure don’t. However, maybe you might want to know about:

The Canucks

The Steamer 

BC Ferries

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BC Politics

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Or maybe none of the above. That’s okay too.

The one consistent message I’m trying to get across is that these three items (as well as many more) interest me and therefore I carry opinions about all of them. Who can you rely on to tell you that he is scared the Canucks are putting too few eggs in the “here and now” basket that they may let Luongo (who is the franchise at this point) think there is a correlation between the rebuilding of condos aroun town and the hockey club he plays for? Or maybe you do want to know about the correlation between the condos around town and three aluminum cans that brought down a government? I can talk about all sorts of that stuff.

And I might even make sense (feel free to tell me where to shove my head when I don’t)!

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