Although I’ve been remiss in finishing my latest post, it’s for a good reason.

I’ve been busy fracking Matt Damon. Okay… maybe not actually fracking him. But this is totally going to be my new reason for everything. Like when I’m late getting home from work:

Marnie: Why are you late getting home from work? Traffic?
Chris: No, I was just busy fracking Matt Damon.

Or lets say my flight is late:

Chris: “I wonder why we haven’t arrived in Vancouver yet.”
Pilot: (over intercom)”Hi, this is your pilot speaking. We will be have a slight delay with our arrival time tonight due to someone fracking Matt Damon”

It’s not that farfetched. Apparently there are airlines where this could happen. Crazy stuff, huh? Anywho, the inspiration for this entry comes courtesy of Mark.

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Now if I could only figure out how to centre this bad-boy.

UPDATED 25Feb

Apparently Jimmy Kimmel has been getting busy too (thanks to Mark yet again):

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