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Zerg Rush on Terran Base

My Memories of Starcraft

For some of you, it will only be minutes past midnight before you go and get yourself some good ol’ Starcraft 2 action. You’ll be lining up (or already have) at your local Best Buy or Future Shop and be one of the many who’s already figured out that the best way to win a multiplayer is either to zerg rush the piss out of your opponent or tech rush with a team.

And then there will be me, waiting for you to skill yourself up to the point that when I do get the game and fire up the mulitplayer experience, you’re waiting there to hand my ass to me (and assuming your no older than my current shoe size, tell me all about my momma). Oh the horror…

Much like Ed, I distinctly remember my experience with Starcraft as if it were yesterday. I remember thoroughly enjoying the story line on the single player, and the satisfaction of providing limited support to my buddies when we fired up the multiplayer (okay, okay.. we cheated.. we always played 4v4 with 5 people – it was nice to have a mole). I also remember scenes such as the image above, although I was usually able to last long enough to have a massive number of firebats all freaked out on the stimpack juice.. yes.. that is definitely the stuff.

So what should we expect in a moments time?

StarCraft II continues the epic saga of the terrans, protoss, and zerg. These three distinct and powerful races will clash once again in the fast-paced real-time strategy sequel to the legendary original, StarCraft. Legions of veteran, upgraded, and brand-new unit types will do battle across the galaxy as each faction struggles for survival.

Featuring a unique single-player campaign that picks up where StarCraft: Brood War left off, StarCraft II will present a cast of new heroes and familiar faces in an edgy sci-fi story filled with adventure and intrigue. In addition, Blizzard Entertainment will again offer unparalleled online play through Battle.net, the company’s world-renowned gaming service, with several enhancements and new features to make StarCraft II the ultimate competitive real-time strategy game.

Well.. that’s the official line from Blizzard. I can’t speak to the single player experience, but having had a chance to crack open the multiplayer beta, everything I remembered from a decade ago was still quite the same. The zerg or tech rush is still the in thing. Protoss are still OP in the hands of someone who knows what they are doing. Chris still plays terran because he thinks there is honour in doing so. Yep, same old same old. There are some new units and unit dynamics (no more firebats which pisses me off), the rules that bind line-of-sight are different (height is something that comes in handy), and games didn’t seem to turtle as often, but it just seemed to me that it was just the same ol’ game polished up.

But what do I know? Exactly.

Directed #FollowFriday

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With today being Friday, I’m getting the long list of recommendations of “followers” that I should follow on twitter. Some of these recommendations come with a caveat that the group is a “swell bunch of peeps” or “epic #Canucks fans,” but very few of them come with anything more than that. And whenever I find myself in one of these lists, I’m always quite grateful that somethings highly enough of me to include me with such a description, but always wonder if people who see the list ever wonder how I wound up there anyway.

For instance, what criteria does one use to define an epic Canucks fan? I wouldn’t disagree with that classification in referring to myself, but sometimes I do wonder how others match my level of epic-ness. Or better yet, what makes me a swell guy?

So to do something different (albeit not entirely original), I decided to solicit advice on who I should follow by asking the following:

If you were to recommend two of your followers for me to follow, who would they be and why? @lyteforce

To me this makes more sense. Instead of just randomly clicking profiles trying to increase my following count on twitter, I’m getting some insight on why something thinks someone else is worth following – the information is more genuine and to me carries more weight.

Now that’s not saying that a simple “#Canucks fan” #FollowFriday can’t do the same thing, but it doesn’t tell me much more than that and really, that’s what I’m looking for.

Thoughts?

Trenches

Having had my iPod Touch for only a couple of weeks now, it didn’t take long for me to find a game that I can’t seem to get enough of.

Trenches

Trench Warfare FTW or FTL?

Trenches is an addictive side-scrolling attrition warfare game, pitting you against an “adaptive” AI that has a serious thing against us real folk, combined with a pretty decent musical package which includes witty vocals. Featuring a campaign with three levels of difficulty, skirmishes for those that need a quick fix, and a multiplayer mode (currently only Bluetooth or local WiFi, but global multiplayer soon), there’s something for everyone.

So far, I’ve found the game both frustrating and enjoyable. I get so fed up in certain areas of the campaign that I vow to never play it again, but find myself giving that “one last try” in an effort to figure out how to pass the level/skirmish/rush of zombies. Yes.. that’s exactly what I said – rush of zombies. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m hooked on games that allow me to kill zombies (especially if they are Nazi zombies.. or in this case German – First World War and all). But what makes it even more intriguing is that “adaptive” AI part I mentioned earlier.

The guys over at Thunder Game Works state that the AI evaluates the gameplay of users worldwide in an effort to ensure that your experience isn’t gamed – find an exploit, hit it till it bleeds dry, and then drop it like a hot potato. I can’t say my gameplay is likely to get the AI all hot and bothered, but at least it explains why the damn thing seems to know what I’m going to do next – I’m playing against the world!

It also connects with the OpenFeint server to keep track of achievements, leaderboards, and provide community chat forums. Can’t say I’ve tried any of these out yet, but maybe I will once the battery charges up again… you never know.

Anywho, for the fantastic price of $0.99, it’s definitely a game I can recommend. If you’re one of those try before you buy folks though, feel free to check out Trenches Boot Camp for a quick taste.

Trenches – Full Version
Trenches Boot Camp – Free Version

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